So we’re two weeks into the Competition and thought it would be time to do an in depth analysis of the competitors. Who are they? What are their backgrounds? Their strategies? Their failings, misgivings and regrets? What do they think it will take to win and just why they think so…
It’s all here: raw, unedited and straight from the mouth of a racing horse.
So from left to right we have: Shane, Mike, Kaylee, Dale and Andrew. Different strategies, different techniques but all confined to the same size pot and a common goal: the most chilli’s grown in 3 months. Who will win? Time will tell. But let’s begin by interviewing Mike – the overwhelming favourite judging by viewer votes, agricultural knowledge and general likelihood.
Chilli Comp Panel: So Mike, you’re more than likely to win, how do you feel about that?
Mike: Well, pretty confident actually. When something is a certainty there really is no room for doubt.
Chilli Comp Panel: Any strategies you’re willing to share?
Mike: Well I like a challenge so here are some. One: believe you’re going to win. Two: I love plant. Three: sabotage.
Chilli Comp Panel: Wow! You mean you’re actually contemplating sabotage?
Mike: Oh, I was just joking, no need to do this in such a simple contest. This is nowhere as challenging as the Ridonculous Raddish Race of ‘89. I mean there we had sleet and snow, huge research budgets and of course… the Russians.
Chilli Comp Panel: Sheesh, sounds crazy. Well, we have to go interview the other competitors and see what they are doing to secure second place. I guess we don’t have to say good luck but, enjoy the contest anyhow, thanks for your time.
Mike: A pleasure as always.
Take a look at Mike’s beautiful entry here: ‘Chillisaurus Rex‘
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